Friday, February 11, 2011

Female English Bulldog Genitals

statements to be true, AMAZING Fèscion blogging. # 1

Being Fèscion Bloggie (henceforth FB for convenience) is a difficult job.
You can not get distracted by exams Bocconi, even those with more than 50 pages to study.
prohibited all forms of differentiation from other dangerous FB, the union could not accept. Completely banned the dress with the seasons: if you believe that snow that means "warm down" are the PORACCE.
Essential: a Visanzato (latent homosexual boyfriend with Reflex ready to capture every where Visa and hot and ready at all), a small dog and a rich family.
try to catalog what more than anything connotes a FB, that is, the photos of autfit. The
Visanzato you take images every day and if you really love will help you with Photoshop so that you can show the world what you pussies, but so, I think you're not, not do it on purpose.
After the photos, it's time for comment. Here the rule is: use English.
does not matter if when Berlusconi said "Gogol" everyone laughed except you, no matter if barely able to order a sandwich from Burger King, you have to do it.
go-ahead to " I hope the photo and the outfit you like " to AMAZING!, To the still valid "CANNOT WAIT!" Google Translator and all'insostituibile .
But let's get down to it, the photos of the outfit.

Category 1: The apparent death / All fall down

Throw on a bed, lawn, ground, and pretended to be dead. Think of the plastic Vespa, Crepet talking to you about two to Italy, the sadness that your death would have on the face of fashion Barbara D'Urso.









Category 2: Face incredulos, gaze into space.

Here we Acting on levels of Manuela Arcuri. Objective Give your face frightened, incredulos, your glazed eyes and cattle. Think about things like "I have stolen the enamel khaki Scianel vert" or, which should be very simple, do not think nothing.









Category 3: Poor is beautiful.

the ability to do this type of sciuting it captures the true nature of Fèscion blogging.
Immedesimatevi: "I am a great chick and I'm full of money, but when Kate walked in the mud know that something has changed."
not you have to be prissy, a place like a marriage of the province. You are also unconventional. You sit down, if necessary. Chicken coops, houses demolished, trash does not scare you anymore.
cool.

NB Nicoletta is Queen of the decadent. If you compare yourself with this kind, know that the comparison could be merciless. Careful.







Category 4: Matte Laughter!

Here the Queen is unquestionably Clarita.
How funny? How much self-irony oozes from every pore? Mica can be always on his face and his eyes torn incredulos! FB We enjoy ourselves a lot! Faces, sticks on telephones, jokes make us laugh from morning to evening. That's good to be FB!









(I took this photo directly from the downed fantastic, I did not want to go on the blog of Ferragni)


Category 5: I want to stay all day in a tub

The Final Frontier of Fashion is the bathtub. Compatible with look thrilled, or with languid eyes and roguish. For photos
kind Boho - Chic is advisable to use a dirty bathroom, 70's, wallpaper peeling, and listen to Baustelle while taking photos.





appointment next week for the other categories: hair, dogs, prostitutes and suddenly much more. CAN NOT WAIT!
Update: here
the second part (Thanks to all the downed and self-styled )
Scerri de l'ov.
Roberta


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